05/14/08 4:50 PM | category: The Dating Game
SPOTTED ON TMC: Do you do this?
"If he only knew that I masturbate to his porn on the computer almost everyday.....;)."
1 comments | 8 me toos
05/13/08 11:47 AM | category: The Dating Game
If you have so much trouble becoming attached to people, why are you engaged with your PREGNANT fiance *3 months* after the fact?! If you didn't want a commitment with me, then grow a spine and TELL ME!!! Modern men are barely men. Your ancestors built houses from scratch, captured wild game with their bare hands, and survived rugged weather conditions... and you can't even confront a woman? Pathetic!
5 comments | 8 me toos
05/13/08 10:54 AM | category: Doing It
Ok, so maybe I shouldn't have given you that BJ... but how could I say no to you??
What if you never come back from Iraq?
I did what any good American citizen would do!! ;)
God Bless the troops!
0 comments | 3 me toos
05/11/08 12:18 PM | category: Doing It
I'm not a stranger to sex, but my new gf intimidates the hell out of me. Its not that I don't want to try stuff out, I just need time to get used to some of it. We've been together for 1 week and she wants a threesome with my roommate...I have no idea how to respond to this.
11 comments | 0 me toos
05/10/08 3:01 PM | category: The Dating Game
It's no wonder so many people are cynical about FWB situations. All of these "I think I like him more than..." screw it up for the rest of us who really just want to bounce with people we like and trust. Stop turning FWB's into relationships, people. You are screwing up my sexlife.
0 comments | 9 me toos
05/08/08 11:19 AM | category: Doing It
I travel alone a lot for work and in airports I always fantasize about a random guy coming up to me and asking if I want to have sex. I would absolutely say yes to pass time on a layover. I doubt anyone will ever ask - I look too professional.
5 comments | 11 me toos
05/07/08 7:04 AM | category: Revenge
I suspected my guy of cheating so I installed spyware on his computer. Turns out he was. I made up a fake screen name and harassed him with this other name telling him I knew what he was up to, I was going to tell his g/f, etc. until he finally fessed up to me because he was so scared of being outed by the 'other' person. To this day he has no clue what I did or that there is spyware on his pc.
5 comments | 1 me toos
05/06/08 5:17 PM | category: The Dating Game
Hey Snow White! I saw a blue bird this morning and he asked me for directions to your shoulder. Don't thank me its my job as 1 of your dwarfs.
WTF? Don't ever send a text like that to me again. After not returning phone calls and emails, get the hint. I'M JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. You're a nice guy, but I'm not into dorks.
0 comments | 1 me toos
05/06/08 11:37 AM | category: The Dating Game
I had sex with him too soon. can i take it back?
1 comments | 5 me toos
05/05/08 10:37 AM | category: The Dating Game
i hate you. stop texting me. i don't want to play your little games ... i really like you.
0 comments | 13 me toos
05/04/08 6:35 PM | category: Doing It
I'm so jealous of women that can orgasm easily from intercourse, I'm sick of feeling defective. :(
10 comments | 40 me toos
05/04/08 3:25 PM | category: The Dating Game
When I told you to stop because of our "just friends" agreement, you were supposed to argue not praise my restraint.
I want you so bad.
3 comments | 5 me toos
05/03/08 6:27 PM | category: Cheating
I would be really, really sad if, because of what we did physically, we could no longer be friends now that it's almost over. I can live without the "benefits," but I don't want to go without the "friends." :(
0 comments | 9 me toos
05/02/08 12:18 PM | category: Doing It
Dude, trim your nails. When you tried fingering me, I thought you were going to claw out my labia. That's why I dumped you. That, and the fact that you cry during sex.
5 comments | 1 me toos
05/02/08 10:32 AM | category: Doing It
I didn't sleep around or do anything wild in my teens and 20's. I feel like I am missing out because I never got it out of my system, but I feel like I will look pathetic and old if I try to do it now (at 35).
8 comments | 11 me toos
05/02/08 8:59 AM | category: Lust and Longing
I found out yesterday that the guy that I'm in love with can't be with me, even though he wants to be. Why? His exgirlfriend just told him she's pregnant with his baby and he says he owes it to his unborn child to see if he can make things work with her. Knowing this is killing me. Things would be so much easier if he would have just told me he just didn't like me anymore or something. How do I get over this?
3 comments | 0 me toos
05/02/08 4:43 AM | category: The Dating Game
Please don't tempt me with your interests, because I don't need any more disappointments. Sorry I'm not rich, a tattoo artist, or a famous musician, but for the love of God you are missing out on something good.
0 comments | 0 me toos
04/30/08 6:52 AM | category: Doing It
You told me you're a one "O" a day woman. You told me I made you come. So why were you servicing yourself after you thought I fell asleep?
5 comments | 1 me toos
04/29/08 3:07 PM | category: The Dating Game
The only reason he doesn't call is because I care. If I didn't give a crap, he'd call all f*ing day long and annoy me.
7 comments | 44 me toos
04/29/08 6:46 AM | category: The Dating Game
Turns out I was deluding myself...
1 comments | 14 me toos