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posted by portent interactive on 03/31/08 12:48 PM | category:

CONFESS YOUR eBREAKUP STORIES!!

It's bad enough when the bastard breaks your heart in real life, so it'd be totally understandable if you wanted to throw your computer out the window when you see that evil little Facebook icon - broadcast to all your friends, no less.

THC wants you to send us your online breakup confessions, so let's hear 'em! The best one we overheard at the SXSW conference in Austin, TX, earlier this month:

"My friend found out his girlfriend had dumped him when he read her new Facebook status. Seriously. It just said, 'X is totally and completely done with Y. Have a nice life.'"

I'll kick things off by admitting that while I've never been involved in a spat that extreme, I did sabotage a perfectly good FWB situation last year when one unfortunate Saturday night I drunkenly noted new comments from Fifi from Silverlake, a buxom brunette who enjoyed posting sexually-themed widgets on her profile, on his MySpace page. The texting and emails that followed were, well, not pretty. Needless to say we ended abruptly and Fifi has since been succeeded by posts from a slew of other skanks. (C'mon, of course I looked!) For some reason, even though I knew in real life that he probably hooked up with other people it was much harder to stomach seeing them online.

I still maintain that I am WAY hotter than any of them!!

- The Editor

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Anonymous said:
Ok, I have a good one. I had been seeing this guy kind of long distance. It was kind of a new relationship, i.e. we were both still listed as "single" on myspace (hadn't had "the talk") but we were on the phone every day for hours and he was saying all kinds of relationship-y things to me- I wanna be with you, I miss you so much, blah blah blah, putting ideas in my head. Then one day I'm supposed to go see him, and he drops off the face of the earth for a week, then next thing I know he's "In a relationship".. with someone else. Douchebag. Should have listened to my friends, who all thought he had a local girl too. And believe it or not, we're not some high school kids.. we're both pushin' 30.
April 1, 2008 9:16 PM
Anonymous said:
A guy I used to know in the past (we had a really intense and wonderful fling about 8 years ago) recently tracked me down on line again. He lives in Florida; I live in Nebraska. We traded e-mails and phone calls along with lots of steamy pics (mine) for four months. He told me he still loved me first and I grew to feel the same way for him as time progressed. So, trusting him to be true to his word (big mistake) I booked a flight to Florida. Right before I got there, I noticed a dramatic change in his attitude. He started saying things like "If you change your mind when you get here (about how I feel about him), I will be happy to just spend time with you." Translation: I no longer have the slightest interest in having sex with you. Love is blind, isn't it? I thought he was being a gentleman! I got there and he couldn't have been less interested in me...sexually or otherwise. I flew in and flew out the next day instead of staying for three days. The fifteen hours I spent with him were excrutiating, including some of the most ooky dysfunctional sex you can imagine ending in me faking an orgasm. He is a mysoginistic freak who delights in taking out his anger issues with mommy on unsuspecting women. He should have a warning label tattooed on his ass. Oh, and even though he thinks he's god's gift to womankind, he's short and not that attractive anymore.
April 16, 2008 9:17 AM

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